bought 40 votives to do a stress test in my garage. smoke alarm went off, neighbor called it in, fire department showed up. candles performed fine honestly but im leaving 1 star because of the situation
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1 STAR. lit 40 candles at once to stress test them and the fire department came
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First and most importantly: we are so glad everyone is okay, including your neighbor, who sounds like a good neighbor.
Please, nobody do this. Our care guide asks for one candle per surface, never unattended, at least three inches from anything. We would add: not forty, and not in a garage.
488 found this helpful Quote · Reply · ReportFor context, our largest lighting was the 212-foot table at the Sonoma Harvest Supper: 140 glasses, 280 guests, nine staff, two extinguishers, and a permit. That is a ratio of one adult per half a candle.
Your garage test was forty candles to one adult. We do not recommend comparing your garage to the Sonoma Harvest Supper, though we are flattered.
371 found this helpful Quote · Reply · ReportFirefighter here. Not the crew that responded, different district. Seconding everything above.
Also, this shop sent our station a box of unscented candles last year “for the break room, for emergencies.” We thought it was a joke until a power outage in March. Good people.
530 found this helpful Quote · Reply · ReportThat was a real box! They’re from our 2016 run of Unscented. We had some left over, and they were always meant for emergencies, in a sense.
203 found this helpful Quote · Reply · ReportWe did, and we gave them to the firefighters, which we think you’d agree is the right home. But please check the petition thread. There is news.
158 found this helpful Quote · Reply · Reportok changing to 3 stars. the candles were fine. the fire guy was nice
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Thank you. If you would like to do a stress test properly, come to the pour room on a Tuesday. We will show you how we burn-test: five glasses, one at a time, on a steel table, with Ruben watching.
It is very boring. We would love to have you.
344 found this helpful Quote · Reply · Report It is extraordinarily boring. I have done it for six years. I’ll save you a stool.
455 found this helpful Quote · Reply · Reportwent today. it was boring. ruben is goated. 5 stars
611 found this helpful Quote · Reply · ReportWe’ve written “Ruben is goated” on a card and pinned it in the pour room. He asked what it means. We told him it’s good.
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